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  I nodded, finding that somewhat reasonable, and started filling out the damn paper, not completely sure we were doing this right, but I'd call my mom later and ask about proper procedure.

  "Da?" Grant asked, coming into the kitchen, still looking deliciously rumpled. "What… Why is Bates filling out a paper that says wedding questionnaire?"

  I looked down at the calendar on my phone. "Is January sixteenth good for you?" I asked him as he kissed me on the cheek. "I think I like the number sixteen."

  "Da, I haven't even proposed yet," Grant grumbled, and my heart did that warming thing at the mention of yet, but he didn't answer me, so I was just going to pick the sixteenth.

  "Why not?" Da demanded.

  "He won't even officially move in with me yet, because he thinks five weeks is too soon."

  Yeah, that was probably going to change soon, since I was pretty sure I was pregnant, but I'd mention that later. I'd kinda seen it coming to be honest, and if Grant was smart, he would have too.

  "Well," Da said, shrugging. "He's filling out the paperwork, so it looks like he's ready for that."

  "Bates, you don't have to fill that out if you're not ready," Grant said sweetly, brushing his knuckle against my cheek and making me smile.

  "I'll be ready by January."

  "Why does everyone always say that?" Riley growled, and I blinked up at his irritated face before shrugging and going right back to the paper, wondering if rose pink and a really light turquoise would look good together. "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to wait to ask for someone to marry you when you're ready, and then you spend the next six months to a year impatiently waiting to be married, and making wedding decisions and possibly changing your mind, because your in-laws are insane."

  Da sighed. "You still do all those things, Riley. I don't know why it's that big of a deal."

  Riley sighed too, flopping down in the seat next to Da, before leaning over and putting his head on the older omega's shoulder "It's not. Bates, don't invite Riker to your wedding."

  "Riley," Da said in warning, reaching up to rub the top of Riley's head.

  "What? I'll bring Casey."

  "Who's Riker," I asked, wondering if I'd somehow missed a brother, or something.

  Riley pointed at me, nodding once. "Exactly."

  ***

  JANUARY 16th

  "You invited Riker?" Riley said, popping up in front of me, and nearly bumping my smaller belly with his huge one.

  "I was threatened. Did you know Da has a knife?"

  "Right now?" Kent squeaked, spinning around.

  He was pregnant too. About two weeks behind me, because apparently, I was like super fertile and my body was sperm starved and sucked that shit up the first chance it got.

  "Kent, you know Da loves you. He is not going to stab you," Riley said, sounding exasperated.

  "I feel like love isn't a strong enough reason when he's mad," Kent argued logically

  "You never make him mad."

  "But you do, and sometimes I stand by you."

  "I'll protect you," Riley said dryly, snatching a water off the table we were standing next to.

  Kent glanced down at Riley's belly, before reaching out and poking it. "You are enormously pregnant. What are you going to do?"

  "Enormously?" Riley gasped, smacking his hand away.

  "You think that baby is going to have a giant head, like Coles?" Wagoner asked as he and Jennings came to stand next to us.

  Riley gasped again, reaching out to smack Wagoner. "Cole has a beautiful head, and it's perfectly proportioned to the size of his dick."

  Riley, darling," Da said, popping up out of nowhere. "I don't want to hear about my son's dick."

  "Well, it's huge," Riley said, batting his eyelashes at Da.

  "I'm sure it is," Da said dryly. "Both of his parents have huge dicks."

  "I wasn't sure about the rose and light turquoise, but everything looks beautiful," my mother said, stepping up to join our little group, threading her arm through Da's.

  "Thank you," Da and I said at the same time, making everyone laugh.

  "So, what are you going to do now that you can't…" Wagoner asked, making a motion with his hand that definitely looked like that of a man who hadn't had to jack off on his own in a long time.

  Shouldn't that be like riding a bicycle? How does one fuck up masturbation?

  "Wait, is that how you masturbate, son?" Da asked, curling his lip. "Jennings, darling, you need to cut him off. He'll never survive if something happens to you."

  My mother cleared her throat, and I groaned. I'd been right to worry that one of these guys would accidentally blab my profession, given the chance, but apparently, I hadn't spent enough time worrying about them blabbing to the correct people, because Wagoner had outed me, before he'd even officially been introduced to my mom when she showed up a week ago, yelling, "Hey, does your mom know you masturbate for money on camera, or should we watch what we say," just as he walked into his family's house… where my mother already was, sitting on the couch and laughing with the babies and Dad.

  "I know you all are so very proud of your penises, but I would very much like to find a woman to talk to if you don't mind," Mom said, wandering off.

  "Well, if she's looking to talk less about penises and masturbation, then she probably shouldn't talk to that particular woman," Riley said, cringing as Ronni immediately wrapped my mom in a hug.

  "Depends on if she's spending time with Veronica or Ronni," Dad said, sliding between Da and Jennings, making the younger omega laugh before wrapping his arms around Grant and Wagoner's alpha father, and squeezing him hard.

  "For now, I'm just going to do the vlog," I said, answering Wagoner's question from earlier. "Now that I've trapped Grant, I may just decide to sit around at home and get fat and lazy. It's not like he's going to divorce me. I'm really good at sex, and I'm having his baby."

  I hadn't decided if I was going to start filming scenes again after the baby was born, or if I was going to just start helping at the coffee shop… though I wasn't sure how much help I'd be, since the smell of that place always made me horny as hell, and I'd probably just end up pregnant again, because I couldn't keep my hands off my husband. My husband!

  Grant chuckled, pulling me against him. "Damn. That means I have at least eighteen years ahead of me of dealing with this stupid chest-warming shit, huh?"

  I sighed happily, feeling my own chest warm. "So stupid."

  I leaned up to kiss him, completely ignoring my mother's loudly exclaimed, "Oh dear Lord, is she possessed?" as Riley sighed.

  "Looks like Veronica and Ronni are at it again."

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